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Well, here is my comparison between the Transformer movie and Disney's Dinosaur. . .check it out.

Dinosaur: Had Dinosaurs. . .lots of Dinosaurs. I liked Dinosaurs, I like Dinosaurs.
Transformers: Had Transformers. . . lots of Transformers. They transform into things like cars, planes, helicopters, guns, microscopes, and boomboxes. Yes, boomboxes and microscopes.
Winner: Transformers. They are more than meets the eye.

Dinosaur: Cost more than the movie Titanic.
Transformers: Had way too big of a budget for the movie Transformers. Such stars as Eric Idle, that guy from Unsolved Mysteries, and a couple other guys . . . . I can't remember.
Winner: Dinosaur. Sorry Transformers, you really shouldn't have wasted that much money on your movie. Dinosaur had an excuse.

Dinosaur: Had amazing special effects. The computer generated creatures were extremely well done.
Transformers: 2D animation at it's best.
Winner Transformers. Surprise you? Transformers is significantly older, and I spent most of the time while watching Dinosaur thinking of how cool a Transformers movie would be if it was in 3D.

Dinosaur: Had the under story of two Iguanadons falling in love . . . AWWWWW.
Transformers: Nothing much, cept I was pretty sure there was some sexual tension between Optimus Prime and that one random pink robot who for some reason had breasts.
Winner: Dinosaur. The unlikely love of these two creatures was just too beautiful. . .and what use do robots have for breasts?

Dinosaur: Constant tension between creatures within the herd, or with the Predators like the Raptors or Carnators.
Transformers: It really never slowed down. There was a bit of a stop in fighting when Megatron was talking to Unicron.
Winner: Dinosaur. I couldn't handle the pace that Transformers was moving at. I needed a breather every once and a while. . . . except that one Transformer dance party. . .hmm. . is it too late to change my mind? Ohh, I'll stick with Dinosaur.

Now, looking at this you probably would assume that Dinosaur had won this hands down. Well there's one last little bit of evidence that really ruined Dinosaur for me. . . .

Meet Zini. I think that was his name at least. He is one of a kind in the Lemur kingdom. He has red hair rather than the traditional Blond or Brunette. And guess what, at the beginning they have a Lemur courtship thing. And guess who doesn't get none? The red head. He was awkward, stupid, and definitly not a ladies man. Fuck you movie. Red heads are people too. So the winner is Transformers the movie. If anybody asks you if you wanna see Dinosaur, punch em in the face and say "Dinosaur preaches hatred of Irish Americans." That'll teach em. With that, I leave you. Have fun at the movies. P34C3!