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Hey there my good friends. This was my comparison of the movie Dinosaur (actually it was Road Trio, I trix0red you) and my awesome comic Dinox0r

Dinox0r

Starred such great characters as Bureku, Kurisu, Markiru, Jujitsu, Anname, Heath, James, Seth, and Ray.
Dinosaur
Had lots of hot chicks that liked to take off their shirts. . . .there were other people but thats all I remember.
Winner

Dinosaur. I have to concede defeat here. My comic had the much hotter Anname, but, she didn't take her clothes off in my comic. . . .YET!

Dinox0r

Had me kicking Heath's ass in a very LCWesque way.
Dinosaur

The main character (didn't have boobs, and was not hot) got put through a nasty fireman carry through a table.
Winner

Dinox0r. Sorry, not enough wrestling for Dinosaur in the hour and a half I watched. In fact, wrestling didn't come into play until the very end. Sorry Dinosaur. You lose a few points.

Dinox0r

Had 4 different Dinosaurs. Granted they didn't play a big role, but it really suggests that they'll be important in the sequel.
Dinosaur

Surprisingly, despite the name, it had no Dinosaurs. Thats right, no Dinosaurs. Definitly lost some points with me there.
Winner

Dinox0r. No contest, Dinosaurs vs. no Dinosaurs.

Dinox0r

Had a touching story about Bureku and Anname's forbidden love. Quite a tear jerker.
Dinosaur

Story of a dude who had to choose between two hot chicks. I'm sorry, I don't like that, I say if you got poon tang coming, don't mess with a sure thing. But ohh well, I saw boobies, so I'm happy.
Winner

Dinosaur. Although I believe in commitment, cuz I'm a gentleman, it had boobies, so I concede defeat.

Dinox0r

Didn't develop much of a plot. . . well no plot would accurately describe it.
Dinosaur

See above.
Winner

Draw. Neither had much of a plot. Sure, Dinosaur had boobies, but I already used that excuse earlier, so it's a Draw.

Dinox0r

Was created by a single individual, and done quite well I might add.
Dinosaur

Required a huge amount of people. Had a much bigger budget.
Winner

Dinox0r. I just like the smaller companies. What can I say? Plus, I made Dinox0r.

Dinox0r

No drugs whatsoever. I know that Supercool was seen in The Scary Witch of the Mountain Project, but I personally am not down with drug use of any kind.
Dinosaur

Way too many references to Marijuana. Sorry, I don't fly that way. I like to keep it clean.
Winner

Dinox0r. I don't need drugs to enhance my body. I like myself for who I am without drugs.

Well now you are wondering, who wins here Blake? Well if you bothered keeping score you would know the answer. And of course it is Dinox0r. It didn't have boobies, but it had excitement, danger, and romance. Things that Dinosaur only hinted at. Ohh yeah, plus, the Raptors in Dinosaur had fethers. . . WTF? Whats that you ask?. . .You say that I said there weren't Dinosaurs in Dinosaur. . .well there weren't Dinosaurs. In my book Dinosaurs don't have feathers. I just can't understand their lifestyle, I think they are just doing it for attention. Anyways, if you would like to see my full review of Dinosaur, click the link.